I'm just your typical college soccer girl here at UCLA about to go on my junior year.  It's the beginning of August and just us and the football team are here on campus.  I mean really who thinks of this stuff a pre season come on now, two and a half weeks of straight hell.  Why did I choose soccer?  If I just took the scholarship for softball instead I could still be at home sleeping instead of up at 5:45am at the track ready to start one of our like five a day today.  This is our first look at the new meat and believe when I say I'm not impressed yet.  I hate running with a passion ha and there's that question again why did I pick soccer?  I have no endurance what so ever, well I shouldn't say that like I have game fitness but from playing not from running three miles in what twenty minutes.  Hell my three mile is more like forty haha but I really don't care how slow I am with distance I'm all about the sprint.  Shoot I own the twenty yard sprint test and you would never thought I could sprint, I'm kind of short well ok just brushing that five foot mark.  But who did I have to impress the freshmen yeah right try again! So back to the track the girls are stretching about to take a warm up lap which I think is pointless cause we are about to run anyway.  But I still did my light jog if you want to call it that with my partner in crime when it comes to running Jamie.  Jamie is just as slow as I am and sucks at distance too, so makes perfect sense that we run together, right?  Man coach hates it with a passion that we run together cause in reality I'm still fitter and faster than Jamie and he knows it but I really don't care what he wants.  First test of the morning is the twenty yard sprint, yes I am excited get to show those freshmen who owns this test!  So standing in line and I hear Jamie making a joke to me saying that I will get along great with the new trainer.  I look up and notice for the first time our new trainer. Just then I hear coach introduce us to the trainer before we start timing, Ashley Davies the graduate assistant (GA).  I turn back to Jamie and just laugh at her saying not. I knew why she said that cause Ashley was kind of sporty so just Jamie making her little joke.  Ok before I go any further I should just say I'm straight completely but me and Madison always get it from the team that we are married cause we act like an old married couple.  So we get the gay jokes and guess Jamie saw her perfect chance.  I of course killed the sprint with a 2.98 think the closest to me was 3.23 something like that.  Next was the forty timed which you would think I would be good at that too ha sort of after twenty yards I kind of maybe decelerate much not by much just do the opposite of what I'm suppose to do.  Well the best thing happened Madison so ate it right at the end landed about three yards form the line.  What topped it off coach made her run it again!  Next is the three hundred yup getting better, then he decided to do sections of the track.  What that was is the track was cut up into six sections and you have to sprint the first section then jog the other five, then sprint the next two sections and jog the rest of the four sections, so on and so on till you get the six section do that and then go backwards.  So yeah a lot of running for just the first practice at six in the morning, hate my life.  Everyone is about finished with the running and one of the freshman started walking, oh man talk about light a fire in the older girl's asses.  You never walk I dont care what your excuse is don't even think about it.  Well coach saw it of course so instead of it being over where would have at least a hours rest we get punishment.  Had to run ten one hundred yard sprints timed as in seventeen seconds there and forty three back.  So first sprint I'm off get to about the 70th yard and POP my hamstring tendon pops I make it to the end and tell coach I have to see the trainer.  So I limp towards the trainer......